Since I’m apparently chemically incapable of not making dumb stuff even if no one is currently paying me to do so, here’s this dumb thing.
The Justin McElroy Institute
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Ha, love it. If everything else fell through you could have a real future in FMV commentary.
That was amazing, it has all the production values of a USA Up All Night movie. It just leaves me wondering where I can go to school to become a forcible entry specialist.
Justin, this is amazing. Please do more of these videos for other Sega CD games. Maybe Surgical Strike, please?
Someone needs to pay you to do more of this.
Oh man… I used to want this game when I was like, 12. After hearing this opening song, I am SO glad I passed. This makes “Fox Hunt” on PS1 look like Oscar material.
And what’s with all the double-entendres? “I’ll be inside you” “He’s your forcible entry expert” “We’ve got a lot of glory around here” “I’ll show you where to bunk… you better be ready to roll.”
Wow, that was funny man. I should not have been watching this at work. (Or I need to learn to control my laughter.)
Love it. More of this please. Lethal Enforcers? Space Pirates? NIGHT TRAP?